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"Don't Tread On My Doormat" - Welcome Mat - Funny Home Décor, Unique Gift, Personal Touch for Home, Housewarming, and Parties
"Don't Tread On My Doormat" - Welcome Mat - Funny Home Décor, Unique Gift, Personal Touch for Home, Housewarming, and Parties
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🐍 DON’T TREAD ON MY DOORMAT
Gadsden grit, front and center.
Tired of tiptoeing around feelings, flags, and the fragile egos of your Prius-driving HOA? Plant your patriotic flag right at your doorstep with a mat that bites harder than Biden’s economic policy.
This ain’t your grandma’s “Live, Laugh, Love” welcome mat. This is a coiled-up warning label to all who dare step foot on your porch with entitlement, agenda pamphlets, or tofu casserole.
“Don’t Tread on Me”? That was the warning.
This is the sequel...and it’s personal.
Whether you’re a freedom junkie, a backyard Constitutionalist, or just someone who believes your property line is sacred ground, this doormat sends a message louder than AOC at a protest: You don’t own me, Karen.
FEATURES:
🐍 Coiled Gadsden sass in every fiber
🚪 Front porch attitude with historical teeth
🛡️ Anti-slip, anti-woke, anti-tyranny
🔥 Durable enough to outlast your local mayor's term
GREAT FOR:
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Stomping in your boots like a free man
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Keeping FedEx and fed boys equally in check
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Pairing with a “Molon Labe” flag and a smirk
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Reminding guests they’re stepping onto liberty, not a safe space
DISCLAIMER:
This mat will not physically strike intruders, but it may cause progressive ankle discomfort and spontaneous respect for personal property.
Red Hat Ruckus: Where liberty lives, and commie footprints get wiped clean.
💥 Stand your ground, and wipe your feet with pride.
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