"WARNING: Intruders Will Be Shot. Survivors Will Be Shot Again." - Welcome Doormat - Funny Home Décor, Unique Gift, Personal Touch for Home, Housewarming, and Parties

WARNING: INTRUDERS WILL BE SHOT. SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN.

Because mercy is for church, not for burglars.

Let’s be real: this isn’t your grandma’s “Live, Laugh, Love” welcome mat. This is a full-throttle, ammo-laced public service announcement with zero ambiguity and even less patience for trespassers.

If you came here to rob, loot, or snoop, this mat just became your final spoiler alert. And if you’re dumb enough to survive round one? Well, bless your heart… and prepare for round two.

It’s not a joke. Unless you’re the punchline.

Perfect for red-blooded Americans who believe that home defense isn’t just a right, it’s a sport. Warning shots are for amateurs. This house skips the foreplay and goes straight to “click-click, boom.”

FEATURES:
💥 Bold, high-contrast lettering to ensure even the dumbest intruders can read their fate
🧼 Durable surface wipes away dirt, bad intentions, and liberal talking points
🌦️ Weather-resistant, because trespassers don’t care about rain, and neither do we
🔒 Built like your front door secure, serious, and suspicious of everything

PERFECT FOR:

• Patriotic porches with castle doctrine energy

• Households where the dog bites and the owner shoots straighter

• Scaring off thieves, door-to-door activists, and nosy neighbors named Chad

• Pairing beautifully with your “Come and Take It” flag and AR-15 coat rack

DISCLAIMER:
Not legally binding. But emotionally satisfying.

Red Hat Ruckus: Where sarcasm meets Second Amendment sanctity, right at the threshold.

Enter uninvited, exit ventilated.