Trump Derangement Syndrome Hat – 100% Mental, 0% Presidential
Diagnose the madness, one triggered snowflake at a time. This hat is your official warning label for the unhinged, the overly sensitive, and the perpetually outraged residents of the radical left.
Boldly stamped with: “Trump Derangement Syndrome 100% Mental / 0% Presidential” …it’s the red cap that sends blue minds spiraling.
Perfect for:
Starting conversations liberals can’t finish
Watching heads explode at Whole Foods
Clearing space in the coffee shop line
Features:
Fire-engine red to match the left’s blood pressure
Embroidered truth bombs, expertly stitched
One-size-fits-most patriots
Built tough—like your opinions, unlike their feelings
If you've had it with safe spaces, fake news, and virtue-signaling tantrums, this hat’s for you. Wear it proudly and remind them: the only thing more contagious than TDS... is common sense.
.: 100% cotton twill .: Structured, five-panel, high-profile cap .: Green undervisor .: Sewn eyelets .: Snapback closure .: Head circumference: 21.63″–23.63″ (55 cm–60 cm) .: Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
