"Save a Cow. Eat a Vegan" - Welcome Doormat - Funny Home Décor, Unique Gift, Personal Touch for Home, Housewarming, and Parties

🥩🛑 SAVE A COW. EAT A VEGAN.

Because beef belongs on the grill, and soy belongs nowhere.

Welcome to the porch where bacon is a lifestyle, not a hate crime. This doormat is for folks who don’t cry over spilled milk,  they chug it with a side of brisket while flipping the bird to tofu tyranny.

It’s not just a doormat. It’s a full-blown meat manifesto.

Perfect for homes where Sunday dinner comes with a side of smoke, sass, and Second Amendment stickers, not kale chips and cancel culture. Whether you're hosting a backyard BBQ or just tired of explaining to your vegan niece that cows aren't oppressed minorities, this mat lays it down harder than a ribeye on cast iron.

FEATURES:
🥩 Tough bristles to wipe away guilt, grass clippings, and plant-based propaganda
🔥 Fire-resistant, because the grill’s always hot and so are the takes
🌧️ Weatherproof for year-round meat lover dominance
🚫 Zero soy detected in materials or messaging

GREAT FOR:

• Outdoor spaces that smell like freedom and mesquite

• Triggering CrossFit vegans and HOA food-shamers

• Declaring dietary dominance before the door even opens

• Pairing with your “Come and Steak It” BBQ apron and your unapologetic appetite

DISCLAIMER:
Mat is not edible, even for vegans. But the irony? Delicious.

Red Hat Ruckus: Flipping the bird to food snobs and fighting the meatless agenda one doorstep at a time.

🇺🇸 Grill hard. Stand firm. Wipe well.