"GO AWAY" - Welcome Mat - Funny Home Décor, Unique Gift, Personal Touch for Home, Housewarming, and Parties

GO AWAY DOORMAT

Short. Sweet. Socially distant.

This ain't your grandma’s cross-stitched “bless this mess” welcome mat, this is a full-throttle porch-level rejection slip. Two words, zero pleasantries, and just the right amount of anti-social sass to let people know: if you weren’t invited, you’re not welcome. If you were invited… text first.

Because not every house needs guests. Some just need peace, pantslessness, and Second Amendment solitude.

Whether you’re dodging solicitors, surprise relatives, or friendly neighborhood communists, this mat handles it for you. No eye contact, no explanations, no doorbell chimes. Just go. away.

FEATURES:
🖤 Stark black lettering for that “I’m not kidding” aesthetic
🧼 Built to withstand dirt, guilt, and Girl Scout cookie sales
🌧️ Weatherproof, because even when it rains, you’re still not answering the door
💥 Abrasive enough to match your attitude

PERFECT FOR:

• Introverts with concealed carry permits

• Patriot households that believe in freedom… from small talk

• Telling the world to buzz off before the screen door even creaks

• Pairing with your “Make Porch Sitting Great Again” hat and lawn chair fortress

DISCLAIMER:
May confuse Amazon drivers, offend in-laws, and prevent awkward neighborly chats. So… mission accomplished.

Red Hat Ruckus: Loud, proud, and not even pretending to be friendly.

No welcome. No warning. Just go.