MAGA, Embroidered Flat Bill Cap - Dept. of Biological Truth, Unisex Cap for Gifts, Casual Wear, Outdoor Events, Adjustable Hat

Dept. of Biological Truth Hat - Est. 1776

Are you tired of liberals trying to rewrite biology like it’s some woke soap opera? Sick of snowflakes demanding that 2 + 2 = whatever feels good? Then slap on the Dept. of Biological Truth hat and remind the world: facts don’t care about your feelings.

This ain’t your grandma’s embroidery. Crafted for patriots who know chromosomes don’t negotiate and nature doesn’t check your pronouns. Established 1776, the year we decided freedom, logic, and common sense are non-negotiable.

Features:

• Embroidered bold AF with “Dept. of Biological Truth”  because science is not a suggestion.

• Vintage military stencil font on top for that “official truth-enforcer” vibe.

• Sharp “Est. 1776” to remind leftists where the real founding principles come from (hint: not their safe spaces).

• Fits like your granddad’s old MAGA hat, but 1000x more savage.

Wear it loud. Wear it proud. And when Karen asks what it means, just say, “It means I’m done arguing with idiots.”

Product features
- 100% Cotton Twill for a vintage look
- Structured five-panel design for durability
- Stylish green undervisor adds flair
- Breathable matching sewn eyelets
- Adjustable snap closure for a perfect fit