"Wipe Your Feet, Not Your Rights" - Welcome Doormat - Funny Home Décor, Unique Gift, Personal Touch for Home, Housewarming, and Parties

🧼🗽 WIPE YOUR FEET, NOT YOUR RIGHTS

Because dirt belongs on your boots, not the Bill of Rights.

Some folks step onto your porch thinking they're entering a Starbucks. Nah, sweetheart, this is a Constitutionally fortified zone where the First and Second Amendments are polished and loaded.

This doormat is a not-so-subtle reminder that in this house, we don’t trade freedom for “safety,” rights for feelings, or logic for the latest TikTok trend. You can track in mud... not Marxism.

It's not just a doormat. It’s a warning label with bristles.

Perfect for patriots who believe the only thing more sacred than the front door is the right to defend what’s behind it. Whether you're fending off census workers, door-to-door guilt-trippers, or relatives who “just want to talk about healthcare,” this mat keeps your freedoms clean and your boundaries clearer than Kamala's calendar.

FEATURES:
🗽 Rugged, textured surface, tough like your opinions
🧼 Bold print that says, “I’ve read the Constitution, have you?”
⛈️ Weatherproof, because tyranny doesn't care about the forecast
🦅 Built for boots, not Birkenstocks

IDEAL FOR:

• Entryways that double as freedom checkpoints

• Warning visitors you’re more 1776 than 1984

• Reminding yourself daily that compliance isn’t patriotism

• Gift-giving to friends who clap during national anthems and clean their guns on Sundays

DISCLAIMER:
Will not automatically repel unconstitutional mandates, but it pairs beautifully with common sense, a .45, and a deep respect for individual liberty.

Red Hat Ruckus: Keeping freedom clean and snowflakes confused since forever.

🇺🇸 Stand tall. Speak loud. Wipe responsibly.