Light this candle and set the mood for...well, “accidents.” With the crisp scent of cover-ups, a splash of courtroom sweat, and a top note of mysteriously wiped servers, this candle is your go-to for true crime vibes and political deja vu.
Perfect for conspiracy theorists, professional side-eyers, and anyone who’s ever muttered “that’s suspicious” under their breath during the news.
Burn time: Long enough to forget, but never forgive. Warning: Do not leave unattended — or near Arkancide enthusiasts.
Product features - Eco-friendly and non-toxic: Vegan and free from harmful substances. - Reusable glass vessel: Clean and repurpose as stylish decor. - Diverse scent profiles: Choose from oceanic, cozy, and exotic fragrances. - Safe and high-quality materials: Crafted with natural soy wax and cotton wicks. - Made in the USA: Assembled from globally sourced parts and compliant with safety standards.
Care instructions - Burn within sight. Keep away from flammables. Keep away from children and pets.
