☕ Before Coffee My Pronouns Are SHUT / UP
Don't approach. Don't assume. Don't even make eye contact.
If caffeine hasn’t hit your bloodstream yet, it’s not the time for woke word games. This mug says exactly what every freedom-loving American woman (or man) wants to scream before sunrise:
“SHUT / UP” : my official pre-coffee pronouns.
Bold, brash, and blessedly caffeinated, this mug is your daily reminder that your morning mood isn’t government-regulated, and neither is your vocabulary. Perfect for patriots who don’t need gender studies to know they’re over it.
✅ Durable enamel - tougher than NPR’s feelings
✅ Hand wash only - because liberty ain’t lazy
✅ Not microwave safe - just like your opinions: too hot to handle
✅ Great for camping, commuting, or glaring across the office table
Great for anyone who:
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Rolls out of bed and into the culture war
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Believes coffee comes before conversation
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Thinks “preferred pronouns” should be replaced with “shut it, Karen”
Whether you're brewing up espresso or facts, this mug makes it clear: you’re not here for safe spaces, you're here for hot takes and hotter coffee.
🔥 Red Hat Ruckus: Mugging the madness, one sip at a time.
Product features
- Microwave-safe for easy heating
- Vibrant colors using advanced printing techniques
- Full wrap decoration for maximum image impact
- Standard 11oz size for everyday use
- Distinctive colored interior with matching handle
Care instructions
- Hand wash only
