Ever wonder what socialism smells like? Spoiler: it’s not free.
This candle captures the essence of broken economics, avocado-fueled activism, and the unmistakable aroma of policies downloaded from Twitter threads. Light it up and experience top notes of burnt student loan paperwork, a middle of oat milk gone rogue, and a base of bold delusion wrapped in recycled protest signs.
Perfect for:
Taxing the rich from your iPhone 15
Posting 37-point threads about feelings
Setting the mood for a “productive” 3-hour brunch
Warning: May cause spontaneous protests and WiFi that only works if someone else is paying for it.
Perfect for:
political debates at dinner
Lighting during congressional TikToks
Making your room smell like unearned moral superiority
Product features - Eco-friendly and non-toxic: Vegan and free from harmful substances. - Reusable glass vessel: Clean and repurpose as stylish decor. - Diverse scent profiles: Choose from oceanic, cozy, and exotic fragrances. - Safe and high-quality materials: Crafted with natural soy wax and cotton wicks. - Made in the USA: Assembled from globally sourced parts and compliant with safety standards.
Care instructions - Burn within sight. Keep away from flammables. Keep away from children and pets.
