Smells Like: Confusion, Ice Cream & Broken Teleprompters Size: 4oz 9 oz | Burn Time: Long enough to forget what you lit it for
Product Description: Light this candle when you’re in the mood for sweet chaos and senior moments. Biden My Time blends the comforting scent of chocolate chip ice cream with a swirl of utter confusion and the faint static of a malfunctioning teleprompter.
It’s like sitting in a basement full of cue cards, wondering where you are, how you got there, and why everything suddenly smells like vanilla-flavored gaslighting.
Perfect for:
Forgetting what day it is
Napping through world crises
Whispering awkwardly into the void
Warning: May cause sudden urges to say “C’mon, man!” and stare blankly into space. Handle with care, this one burns slow, just like the administration.
Care instructions - Burn within sight. Keep away from flammables. Keep away from children and pets.
