☕ After Coffee, My Pronouns Are SHE/IT
Because before caffeine? I identify as “Don’t.”
Rise and shine, patriots, it’s time to cancel the cancelers and caffeinate with conviction. Our “SHE/IT” Pronoun Mug is the perfect blend of savage sass and strong brew for ladies and gents who love liberty, live out loud, and refuse to participate in the Pronoun Olympics before their first cup of Joe.
Printed in bold type and brewed with sarcasm, this mug says what we're all thinking at 6 AM:
☕ "Don’t talk to me until the tyranny’s toasted and the coffee’s hot."
✅ Durable, enamel-coated steel - like your opinions: unbreakable.
✅ Hand wash only - because freedom doesn’t come with shortcuts.
✅ Not microwave-safe - just like your spicy takes: too hot to handle.
✅ Holds enough liquid to power through one full NPR meltdown.
Perfect for:
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Morning routines that begin with truth bombs
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Office desks surrounded by nervous HR reps
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Camping trips where you need coffee and constitutional clarity
Whether you're conquering the kitchen, the boardroom, or the last remaining unburned aisle at Target, this mug will keep your hands warm and your sarcasm hotter than a fact-checker during meme season.
So go ahead, sip like a human that believes in science, roast like a patriot, and let the woke know:
After coffee, I’m SHE/IT - and you can SHE/SHUT UP.
🔥 Red Hat Ruckus: Mugging woke culture one sip at a time.
Product features
- Microwave-safe for easy heating
- Vibrant colors using advanced printing techniques
- Full wrap decoration for maximum image impact
- Standard 11oz size for everyday use
- Distinctive colored interior with matching handle
Care instructions
- Hand wash only
