That moment tyranny realized it messed with the wrong farmers
Product Description: This ain’t your grandma’s candle, unless she stormed Redcoats with a musket. 1776 Degrees of Heat burns with the righteous fury of men who risked it all to tell a king to kiss their colonial ass.
It’s bold. It’s rebellious. It smells like the sparks that lit the fuse of freedom, and the smoke rising off the world’s biggest middle finger to monarchy. One light and you’ll hear the faint whisper of “We the People” echoing through your soul.
Perfect For:
Backyard barbecues that double as liberty rallies
Declaring independence from woke nonsense
Triggering socialists with scented defiance
Warning: May cause spontaneous singing of the national anthem, bald eagle sightings, and uncontrollable patriotism.
Product features - Eco-friendly and non-toxic: Vegan and free from harmful substances. - Reusable glass vessel: Clean and repurpose as stylish decor. - Diverse scent profiles: Choose from oceanic, cozy, and exotic fragrances. - Safe and high-quality materials: Crafted with natural soy wax and cotton wicks. - Made in the USA: Assembled from globally sourced parts and compliant with safety standards.
Care instructions - Burn within sight. Keep away from flammables. Keep away from children and pets.
